For those of you who like Mike Pence, eBay, fraternity paddles, or all of the above, you’re going to love this. Mike Pence’s signed FIJI pledge class paddle is on eBay at the starting price of $299.99.
Vice President Mike Pence was in FIJI at Hanover College. Given the context, we assume that this offer is, in fact, Mike Pence’s fraternity pledge class paddle. eBay says that the paddle was found in a Goodwill store, and that Mike Pence’s signature has been certified. We don’t really understand Pence’s logic behind bringing his paddle to Goodwill, but we guess this story ended well enough that we don’t care.
The paddle was sold on July 3rd which means it probably made one heck of a July 4th present to someone out there.